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f4me:

i only help mum unpack the groceries so i know what food she bought 

fishingboatproceeds:

hazelshaw:

Deep deep down, I reckon John has quite a lot of potential

Making Stan Lee seem like a good actor since 2014.

*throws grenade at you* think fast
tastefullyoffensive:

Hannibal Buress on peer pressure. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

Hannibal Buress on peer pressure. [via]


My friend asked me to walk down the stairs while he filmed me and it was the best decision I made all month.

My friend asked me to walk down the stairs while he filmed me and it was the best decision I made all month.

8oo:

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

cyberfricking:

when u type ;) instead of :)
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dildotho:

warsquirtle:

In Italian we don’t just say I love you, we say “mettersi a nudo, ottenere selvatici, sono incinta con il bambino” which means “you are the light of my world, the rainbow on an otherwise cloudy day” and I think that’s beautiful

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sexual-koala:

This is perfect

sexual-koala:

This is perfect