It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up
If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made
my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them
If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you
Treble clefs by (L to R) Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Beethoven, Schubert, Mendelssohn, Schumann, Brahms, Debussy, and Ravel.
all musicians across all time periods: “fuck how does that thing go”
Beethoven didn’t even try
it’s not that I can’t take selfies, selfies can’t take me
|—||Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind (via crtzr)|
The defense is not quite ready, Your Honor.